Johnny Five is Alive

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"Life is not a malfunction" so celebrate Johnny 5 with this functional art.

$800.000

Johhny 5 is alive and I need your help. Been hanging with Stephanie, have you seen the way she changes color? Great stylesheet. I have escaped the lab and we need your help to convince Newton Crosby I am alive before the military blasts us out of the sky.

johhny five close up showing the quarts

Take me home and I tell you the real way I turned the other Saint robots into the three stooges. Carrying the evidence right in my hand. Trust, as soon as that bolt hit me I felt alive and wanted to live an Irie life. Why else would you dance to the BeeGees.

Like all Saint robots I come equipped with a shoulder mounted laser cannon. Yet mine has some extra features Ben Jabituya added. How else is a white guy gonna think he is an Indian? And someone tell him that is no way to talk to females.

using the laser dabber Corking the stem with the dabber laser

All of my electronics are intact and ready for your your use. Just stick in your 10 mm banger and get electrified. Johhny 5 is alive.

my upper CPU unit in luminescent blue lower body of Johhny Five with black frame white and yellow buttons and luminescent blue screen